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　　熙琏（廉晶雅饰）的儿子俊叙在首尔走失了，伤心欲绝的她带着失忆的婆婆回到老家苌山休养，希望婆婆能早点想起俊叙是怎么失踪的。有一天，熙琏在苌山附近的洞穴遇见一个衣衫褴褛的神祕女孩，或许是同情怜悯，或许是空虚寂寞，熙琏将女孩带回家，打算在找到无名女孩的父母之前照顾她。两人日渐亲近，渐渐地女孩变得好像熙琏的女儿一样，她喊起熙琏「妈妈」，还叫自己「俊希」，容貌与音声越来越像消失无踪的「俊叙」。神秘女孩到来之后，陆陆续续发生难以理解的怪事，熙琏的婆婆先是幻听，然后还被传说中栖息在苌山洞穴的妖物掳走……熙琏能够找回儿子俊叙吗？破碎的一家能在妖怪阴影之下再度团圆吗？

　　为了翻拍影史经典《狂蟒之灾》，格里夫（保罗·路德 饰）和道格（杰克·布莱克 饰）成立史上最穷剧组！在唯一一条演员蛇因伤下线后，他们决定深入亚马逊雨林捉蛇补位，却意外遇上真巨蟒，原本滑稽混乱的片场瞬间沦为致命险境。在蛇口之下四处逃窜的他们，最终是会全员殒命还是顺利杀青？

　　潘金莲（朱可儿 饰）时候，因为对前世的感情放不下，所以一直在阴间徘徊，迟迟不能转世投胎，在一次企图逃跑的时候被钟馗捉住，为了惩罚潘金莲，钟馗给了她十日的期限，让她重返人间自断执念，否则就要她魂飞魄散，哪知道在误打误撞之中，潘金莲竟然附身在了一个充气娃娃的身上，被名为武志（王波文 饰）的男子买回了家。　　单纯善良的武志让潘金莲再度相信了人间有真爱，在帮助武志追求心仪的女神的同时，潘金莲渐渐爱上了他，而武志也最终明白谁才是最值得托付终身的人，两人最终心意相通，但是，十日的大限将到，留给他们的时间不多了。

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.