你像拍电影一样做爱

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主演: 姜民宇 夏天 李敏贞 

剧情简介

像是性爱似的像是拍摄似的性爱的你,无业游民人生相哲和明洙两人情投意合拍圣物。借相机和民宿招募演员。选拔女性美的英恩和性感仙境的两人。尴尬反而会暂时享受那件事。来往于拍摄和实际拍摄的他们真实的拍摄!

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演员阵容主要角色

罗伯特·奥特曼
洪金宝
伊万·萨姆埃尔
吉姆·贾木许
朱尔斯·达辛
黄霑

绝世武功招式谱

◆ 独孤九剑

无招胜有招,以意驭剑,破尽天下武学

◆ 降龙十八掌

至刚至猛,掌力所及,摧枯拉朽

◆ 凌波微步

身法飘逸,闪避间如履薄冰又若御风

◆ 六脉神剑

以气为剑,六道剑气纵横无敌

人物关系图谱

罗伯特·奥特曼 — 洪金宝
师徒关系
罗伯特·奥特曼 — 伊万·萨姆埃尔
情侣关系
吉姆·贾木许 — 朱尔斯·达辛
宿敌对立
伊万·萨姆埃尔 — 黄霑
亦敌亦友

观众点评

くにしげ

果然是陌刀队…手起刀落,人马皆碎

이아루

朝廷发赈灾粮了

变种水母

大半夜的我又被王傅洛的歪头笑给吓到了。

りーるー

卞逍是谁,做过什么拯救越国的事,咋没印象了[:a思考:]

さはる

哈哈哈,笑死我了,这个贱贱的表情,这集好多世界名画

洪京寒

宝宝,你很可爱知道吗?

すめし

我来科普一下

赤河左岸

烧🐔![:a可爱:][:a可爱:][:a狗头:]

村上左知

这好办啊,三国水浒西游记,说岳隋唐杨家将,说几年都不重样

环レン

这审批试卷的官员,预测全部会定罪,徇私舞弊

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原著与改编

原著作品 同名武侠小说
原著作者 经典武侠名家
改编类型 影视改编
忠实度 高度还原原著精髓

经典台词

「侠之大者,为国为民。」
— 罗伯特·奥特曼 饰演角色
「世间万物,唯情最苦。」
— 伊万·萨姆埃尔 饰演角色
「刀光剑影终有尽,江湖恩怨何时了。」
— 吉姆·贾木许 饰演角色
「他强由他强,清风拂山冈。」
— 洪金宝 饰演角色

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