性爱交叉点

 为纪念逝世的奶奶，许久未见的堂兄弟大卫与班吉相约前往波兰参加导览团，也顺道探访奶奶的老家。一路上，班吉有话直说、率性风趣的性格迅速与同团人士拉近距离，令木讷拘谨的大卫既焦虑又羡慕，压抑已久的情绪日益沸腾。然而，随着旅途种种安排不断挑动班吉的敏感神经，他的狂放不羁似乎逐渐走向失序，大卫试图息事宁人，但内心的不安却席卷而来。这趟寻根之旅，能否解决彼此心底难以言说的痛楚？

　　The nightmare was about a demonic possession. A long time ago, there was an evil in a small town and it was jealous of the girl and would never let her go, since the devil loved the girl. One night, the evil raped the girl and she became pregnant. After months the girl could not hide her baby, her father figured her secret out and clapped the girl in irons and locked her room door. But the evil put the gun to her father' temple and saved the girl. The father had a stroke and had been sleeping on the bed for three months and died. Time went on and the girl brought a child into the world. Naturally, people who were living in the village heard the story and they did not want to see neither the girl nor the baby since when the baby was born, plants dried in the field, fishes lost in the lake and people had prayed to the god for rain, but nothing changed in the village. People got so angry, dug a hole in front of the fountain, put her into the hole and threw stones at her face. The girl died soon after. The evil went off the deep end, took a revenge of the village and killed everyone except two sisters because the evil wanted them to take care of its baby...

　　美发师纪阿开（张学友）、服装设计师大眼龙（莫少聪）和风水师赖布丁（周星驰）三个死党合伙开了一家新潮美发店，不料开业当天就与隔壁理发店老板发生争执，幸得店老板女儿亚英（张敏）及时出手风波平息，过程中，三人皆被亚英魅力吸引，为赢其芳心，开始频频登其家门献殷勤。　　某次晚餐聚会后，三人烂醉与亚英误睡一室，导致亚英怀孕，为与亚英一起生活，三人争先恐后将准父亲一职往自己身上揽，又因三人血型相同，医院也无法验出谁在冒名，亚英父母决定先考察三人表现，为争当最佳女婿，三人使尽浑身解数展开激烈角逐。